Wish with a twist

Make a wish, guys. Seems pretty simple, doesn't it?
... or maybe not. The next poster grants it, but with a twist... Then they make a wish of their own.
Example:
Person 1: I wish I could fly!
Person 2: Granted. You turn into a bird.
I wish I had a giant cookie.
Person 3: Granted, but it can talk... and eat things. Including you.
I wish...

Let's begin!
I wish I could shapeshift.

Granted. But only into a small fly whom will soon meet it's painful death.

I wish The Addams Family would come out with another movie.

Childhood, Breh.

Granted but it so bad you destroy the films.

I wish I had a raindeer for a pet

Granted but it kicks down the door and runs away

I wish I were a wolf(lame I know)

Granted but no pack accepts you and you die of hunger

I wish I had a star

Granted bit its plasma burns you to a crisp

I wish I had a horse

Granted but it's so wild you can't keep it

I wish I had ice cream

Granted but as you go to eat it you drop the bowl

I wish I had some cake

Granted but it's so stale you break your teeth

Granted but it glues your mouth shut

I wish I wasn't in pain

Granted but it becomes so good you have to live in a dark cave cause light is to bright

I wish I didn't have to leave my bed to eat

Granted, however now you have to leave your bed twice as much to go to the bathroom.

I wish I was a genius.

Granted but you get such an overwhelming overload of information your head explodes

I wish I had some lasagna

Granted, but it is so nasty that you pass out and never want to eat lasagna again.

I wish I had some pasta!

Granted but it's tastes so bland and gluggy you can't swallow it

I wish it would rain

Granted but it rains so hard you have to move to a different country entirely.

I wish my room was clean.

Granted but you lose everything you own

I wish my bag was already packed

Granted, but it is packed with all the wrong stuff, and you have to un-pack that and then re-pack the right things.

I wish I didn't burn my toast.

Granted, but it is so straight that it doesn't even bend like hair and it just sticks up in all directions.

I wish I didn't have writers block.

Granted but you end up forgetting to eat drink and sleep to get everything written and die

I wish I could go back to sleep

Granted but you never wake up

I wish I had a job

Granted but you work long hours day in and day out so your always tired

I wish I had a wolf